as the SSBB announcer would say. Here are the winning captions:
Hunter- Note to self... never poke a sleeping monster…
Generu: Higher, higher, quickly, before the hunter sees us.
Aru: Im trying, but uh, you may have gained a bit of weight.
Generu:Hey, how about after this, we go get some dinner?
Aru:Sure, what are we having?
Generu: You'll see.....
Gore: Hey, do you know where I could find Shinato village because I need to destroy......buy something there.
Kechawacha: "Welcome to... MONSTER HUNTER!"
Hunter: "What's that about? I do know that! Look at me! I AM a Nibelsnarfing Monster Hunter!"
Player: "What a nice game if even the monsters welcome to playing it... :3"
Hunter- OH GOD! IT'S IN MY FREAKING EYE! IT'S LIKE TEAR GAS! SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER!! IT BURNS!!