Today I was groovin, doin offline quest hunter killer (barroth and great jaggi at same time) and I finished it.
"Repel that giant fish that can taze your butt off" said village cheif
I did with quru hammer, made it run like a baby.
Did offline Rathian.
Pissed myself when told to kill lagi by MYSELF.
Inernet is down on my wii.
Goodbye cruel world.