A while ago, let's just say I got perhaps a bit too excited about this game. I'm a writer so I decided one day, "Why not write about Monster Hunter?" The end result is actually a sonnet. Don't ask me why I wrote a sonnet about Monster Hunter Tri. I just did. Anyway, without further stalling, I give thee, The Hunter's Sonnet.
Ah, the beauty of a warm, sunny day.
With my weapon in hand, I can’t fail.
Stand aside everyone; I have monsters to slay!
From ants to things the size of a whale,
I’ll cut them limb from limb, even their tail.
Among hunters, that’s an unwritten law:
Always find a good weak spot to assail.
From a Gigginox’s massive maw,
To an Uragaan’s ore-crusted jaw.
Even a Ceadeus’ huge, heavy horn
Or an Alatreon’s sharp, brutal claw.
When I’m d…
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